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Bill, doing what he does best

Look for HQ versions of the above picture to hit the web soon. Miley appeared semi-nude for a new photoshoot by famed photographer, Annie Leibovitz for an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair.  Miley has already gone on record saying she regrets the photoshoot, but I sure don’t. In fact, I think it should be a new standard that all new Disney stars do topless photoshoots.

Well, you knew it was going to happen. I’m sure you’ve seen the pix by now, but here they are anyways…

According to the World POPClock Projection maintained by the U.S. Census Bureau, the population of the planet will reach this landmark milestone during the month of May. I’ve already got my beer and streamers ready.  I also have a small list ready of candidates for virgin sacrifice.  And though it may be true that most of the candidates on my list are celebrities and live nowhere near me, I will rely upon my legion of followers* to deliver them to me.

So, in advance, Happy Super 6 Planet Earth!

Source:World POPClock Projection

*my housecats

It was on this day in 1912 that the Titanic sank. I suppose then it’s only fitting that the second saddest day in history is upon us. Today is the 18th anniversary of the birth of Emma Watson. This may seem like nothing to those of you British readers out there. I know she’s been legal for 2 years already there. And damn do I envy you for that.

But 18 means something entirely different in the States. Besides the usual age of consent, voting and able to legally enter into mail-order BMG cd-a-month contracts, there’s another elephant in the room. Emma Watson is now officially too old for me.

It’s almost certain her career will never do what I want it to. And if I’m honest, it’s the teenage titties that I wanted to see. I know she’ll likely do nudity when she’s 30 and nobody cares anymore, especially me. The attraction has always been to the taboo; the forbidden. Now that she’s 18, I’m afraid I won’t lust for her the same. I know there’s people out there who have been counting down the days until she’s 18. And those people are just plain stupid. Obviously they think she’s attractive if they’re even bothering to count down. But just because some arbitrary date comes along it’s now okay to think she’s cute. Those of you counting down need to quit fooling yourselves. At least I’m up front about being a pervert. And about feeling a little down today.

It is shame, people. A damn shame.